the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
wow bdsm is so cute
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