I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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