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I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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