Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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