I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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