After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You have to summon your inner elephant
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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