Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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