I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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