so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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