This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Randomize
