Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
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you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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