i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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