Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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