third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
i think i just lost a toe
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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