My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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