youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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