i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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