She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Enjoy the penises
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Randomize
