Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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