There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
