I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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