He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
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his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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