Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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