dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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