I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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