There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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