Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I supernannyed him into submission
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