were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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