GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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