Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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