I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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