everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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