I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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