Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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