Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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