we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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