you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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