When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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