brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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