DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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