Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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