Are we in a gay sports bar?
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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