I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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