oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
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how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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