i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
