Got a toothbrush?
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
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yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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