I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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