Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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