ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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