Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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