just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
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Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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