Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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