i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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