Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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