It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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